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empty-venus:

Breaking news: White fuckboys on twitter bitching how funny it is that Beyoncé is a feminist when she and her dancers were provocative and half naked. Despite feminism being about empowerment and a woman’s right to do whatever the hell she pleases with it, they just don’t seem to be able to grasp this concept.

In other news, men still don’t know what feminism is, still bitter that they aren’t Beyoncé and still making themselves look like asses on the internet.

And now the weather.

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n4us:

bay area earthquake so fierce that KTVU typed like a teenaged tumblr user for a second

n4us:

bay area earthquake so fierce that KTVU typed like a teenaged tumblr user for a second

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white people bios be like:

kobetyrant:

Mackenzie. 15. Montana. Indie music. Welcome to a special part of my mind. I’m white but I identify as Spanish/Walgreens gift card. Sherlock. I follow back 🌸flower child🌸

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dickdiamonds:

If anyone’s gonna be in charge of my funeral I would want it to be this guy

dickdiamonds:

If anyone’s gonna be in charge of my funeral I would want it to be this guy

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brownglucose:

youngharlemnigga:

hangovers:

imagine how fuckign ridiculous you’d look

look like u snitchin and pointin niggas out to the cops

LMAO

brownglucose:

youngharlemnigga:

hangovers:

imagine how fuckign ridiculous you’d look

look like u snitchin and pointin niggas out to the cops

LMAO

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weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

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buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

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